"What are the two most feared words in the English language?"
“Pool party.”
The Women (Warner Brothers, 2008)
So my going-away shindig has been planned for Memorial Weekend. Since I very well could be back in Kansas City in October, I didn't want a big hurrah over my leaving for half of a year. However once the Evite was made, and the mass text was sent, I started getting a little excited to at least be able to see all of my great friends one last time, and in a festive setting. Sadly, the hostess had a family conflict and had to cancel on me. Even sadder? Three more options opened up...and they all involve a pool. Would it be wise to let the image they remember of me be a soft, jiggly one? Could I pull off a stylish sarong without being nagged about removing it? Can I justify the carcinogenic rays of UV bulbs so I don't blind my friends with my paleness? I am thinking the answer is, "NO", to all the previous questions. What to do, what to do??? Did I really think I could go 9 years without an excersize regime? UGH. I guess I am back on South Beach and shopping for a one-piece....
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